Liberal Utopia: Grasping at Plastic Straws

Wednesday, June 05, 2019

Not very envirofriendly.

n 2016, Demoliars, the mediots and other liberofascists told us, "TRUMP'S COLLUDING WITH RUSSIA!!1!1!! WE DEMAND A SPECIAL COUNSEL!1111!"

In 2017, Demoliars, the mediots and other liberofascists told us, "TRUMP COLLUDED WITH RUSSIA!!11!11!1!1!! SPECIAL COUNSEL MUELLER'S GONNA PROVE IT!!11!!1!!1!!!1!!"

In 2018, Demoliars, the mediots and other liberofascists told us, "TRUMP COLLUDED WITH RUSSIA!!11!11!!121!!@1!1!! SPECIAL COUNSEL MUELLER'S GONNA PROVE IT!!11!!!11111!!!!1!!"

In 2019, Demoliars, the mediots and other liberofascists told us, "TRUMP COLLUDED WITH RUSSIA!!!1111!!11!11!!121!!@1!1!!!@@2!!!1 SPECIAL COUNSEL MUELLER'S GONNA PROVE IT11!11!!!1!!11!!!!!1!!11!!!!"

In 2019, Special Counsel Mueller told us that his ~~witch hunt~~ investigation "did not establish that the [Trump] Campaign coordinated or conspired with the Russian government in its election-interference activities"; that his investigation "did not establish any agreement among [Trump] Campaign officials—or between such officials and Russia-linked individuals—to interfere with or obstruct a lawful function of a government agency during the campaign or transition period"; and that his investigation "did not…yield evidence sufficient to sustain any charge that any individual affiliated with the Trump Campaign acted as an agent of a foreign principal…subject to the direction or control of the government of Russia, or any official thereof."

Oops.

Two minutes later, Demoliars, the mediots and other liberofascists told us, "MUELLER'S A TRAITOR!!1!!1!1!1!!!!111111!!1!!!!!1!! HE COULDN"T PROVE THE SKY'S BLUE!!!!1!!1!!!11!!1!!1!!!1!"

(sigh)

Then, after wiping their eyes and certain lower body parts, these real traitors colluded with one another to manufacture and tell us their latest Big Lie™: "TRUMP OBSTRUCTED JUSTICE!1!!!111!1!!1!11!!!!!!!!!!!11!!@!@!!!! MUELLER'S REPORT DIDN'T RULE IT OUT!!1!1!!!1!!!!!!!11!!@@!!!@#!!!!!!!!!!!"

Of course, Demoliars, the mediots and other liberofascists oppose having Herr Mueller tell us under oath what did he know and when did he know it. Wouldn't want things to get transparent or anything. At least not until after the 2020 presidential election. Meanwhile, "I M M M M M M P P P P P P P P E E E E E E E E E E A A A A A A A A A A C C C C C C C C C C C H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 1 1 ! 1 ! ! ! 1 ! ! ! ! !"

For what? If they could ever tell us the truth (and if unicorns could ever stop farting Skittles^® long enough to train their flying pigs how to soft-land on those snowdrifts in hell), they'd tell us it's for the "high crime" of not being a Demoliar, mediot or other liberofascist. That's where the goalposts they keep moving are really headed.

Now they've reached the point where every Hail Mary pass in history smells like a rose bush in full bloom compared to the rancid stink of desperation wafting from whatever diseased or necrotic tissue laughably passing itself off as "brains" still bitterly clinging to the insides of Demoliars, the mediots and other liberofascists' otherwise vacuous pointy skulls.

Labels: coup d'état, Deep State, Democrat War on the Constitution, desperate liberals (BIRM), liberalism: THE ideology of hate, liberals are always extreme, liberofascists, lying liberals (BIRM)