Their Endless Love

Jeb Bush's brother Neil joins Ted Cruz's finance team
By Katie Zezima March 8 at 4:37 PM [with apologies to Lionel Richie:]

y Bu$h, there's only you in my life

The only thing that's right

Sen. Ted Cruz's presidential campaign is getting some help from the Bush family.

Neil Bush, the brother of former Florida governor Jeb Bush, who dropped out of the presidential race last month, has joined Cruz's finance team.

My Neil Bu$h,

You're every breath that I take

You're every step I make

Neil Bush's decision to join Cruz's team makes him the first Bush to join a presidential campaign after Jeb Bush's departure from the race.

And I, I

I want to share

All my Bu$h with you

No one el$e will do

"We are seeing incredible momentum around our campaign," Cruz said in a statement. "I am thrilled to welcome these new members to our outstanding team. This race is winnowing down between two candidates, and this is further testament that conservatives are continuing to unite behind this campaign."

And your buck$

Your buck$, your buck$

They tell me how much you care

Ooh yes, you will always be

My establishment endle$$ Bu$h

Labels: aided and comforted enemies, Gonadless Oafs Party, GOP War on Conservatives, inconvenient facts, Nation of lawyers, surrender monkeys, Unabashed Sellouts of America

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