Now you demand we be purists.

hich is it, Your Establishmentness? You told us, "Don't wait for a perfect candidate." Now that we aren't waiting, you tell us, "Whoa! Slow down." Instead of all your extremely confusing messages, why don't you just come right out and tell us what you really want us to do?: Open up wide as you cram down our throats another "moderate" Liberal-Lite Loser™, then bend way over and let you and him and the rest of your syphilitic gang-raping Establishment Whores^(birm) take turns screwing us like you've been doing these past eight or nine years. Oh, and smile and pretend we enjoy it, also.

Come on, be honest with us for a change. You know you're dying to tell this to our faces. After all, you'd rather "crush" us than take on and beat any of your Blue benighted buddies hell-bent on crushing America. That much is obvious.

Jebston Bushell The III^® isn't going to lead us off Obamagan's Island. It's going to take something like this to swoop in and pick us up—

Set us aboard something like this—

That will sail America's political castaways safely back to civilization.

There's no more time to waste on your schizophrenia. Stay behind if you wish. We're moving full speed ahead towards a freer and braver land.

Labels: Democrat War on Americans, GOP War on Conservatives, liberalism is a mental disorder, liberals are always extreme, surrender monkeys, Where's the Fence?, Yes Yes Yes. God Bless America.

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