Brian Williams Williars, Dean

elected course descriptions:

Jour72666 – Warzone Reporting. (5 credits) Students will learn to misremember their experiences travelling to, in, and from theatres of conflict in a way that allows them to inflate their own egos. Forms of non-apology after being caught blatantly lying about those experiences will be reviewed. The course will explain why treating soldiers like pawns can and does help advance one's career.

Jour70011^th – Making Word Documents Look Like They Were Typed on Very Old Typewriters. (1 credit) This course will provide students with in-depth training in fabricating evidence against political figures they hate. When used to bring such figures down in order to prop those they love up, students will see what matters most is not the nature of the evidence, but the seriousness of the charge. Obsolete typewriters and the pitfalls of using Microsoft Word's default settings will be thoroughly examined.

Jour70000 – Introduction to Lying. (3 credits) Students spend up to 72 hours straight in a locked chamber viewing nothing but MSNBC and Brian Williams reports. In lieu of a bathroom, the chamber's floor will be lined with pages from the New York Times.

Labels: agenda driven mainstream media (BIRM), al-Jazeernalism, anti-America liberals (BIRM), DeMSMocrat-dictatorial complex, liberals are always extreme, lying liberals (BIRM), narcissist liberals (BIRM)

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