Fear gentleman parts.

ven they're being crushed by socialist (in)justice wussiors' extremely extreme extremism. (No, that's not repetitious. It's just a warm-up.)

They're not called the family jewels because they are ordinary. They're not referred to as stones because they're impervious to injury. No, they are both extraordinary and surprisingly fragile. So, sorry notsorry if we give them some breathing room when we sit, if we don't smash them betwixt our legs on public transit. But as the horizon of "male privilege" is constantly expanding, giving the old wedding tackle ample space is now a crime against humanity.

The Metropolitan Transit Authority (MTA) announced on Monday that a new campaign addressing courtesy on public transportation will come into effect by January. One of the targeted behaviors is 'man-spreading' — the act of spreading one's legs so far apart that other passengers are forced to squish their own together.

Or, if you prefer a more nuanced description, one of the most infuriating and outright ridiculous display of male privilege and machismo in existence today. As Mic's Derrick Clifton succinctly put it, 'Hey, bro, you're not that well-endowed.'

These extremist testisphobes won't be satisfied until only castrati and non-men are permitted to be passengers. Or anything else, for that matter.

Labels: fascist totalitarian liberals (BIRM), liberalism: THE ideology of hate, liberals are always extreme, liberals unhinged, Separation of Common Sense and State, socialist injustice

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