Distraction much?

fascist "promises" that "if you like your team name, you can keep your team name. Period Asterisk."

* "Every sports team, in order to keep any registered trademark it 'owns' from being cancelled by the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office, may only choose a name that appears in the official Regime-Approved Sports Team Names List^®. Below are a few examples of the team names that may be registered as trademarks."

• The Washington Redistributioners
• The Dallas Collective/Commune
• The Cleveland Indigenous Peoples
• The Los Angeles Affordable Care Actors
• The Seattle Rising Sealevelers
• The Tampa Bay Bureaucrats
• The Pittsburg Pro Choicers
• The Greenbay Progressives
• The San Diego Reset Button Pushers^®
• The New York Social Justices
• The St Louis Church & State Seperators
• The Philadelphia Philanthropists
• The New York Hyperpituitarismers
• The Detroit (or Cincinnati or Atlanta) Animal Rights Activists
• The Miami Dolphin-Free Tunas
• The Philadelphia Protected Species
• The New Orleans Seculars
• The Oakland Medicaid Expansioners
• The New England Dissenters
• The Indianapolis Electric Car Drivers
• The Buffalo Bill Clintonians
• The Pittsburgh Greeners
• The San Francisco 2009ers
• The Minnesota Scandinavian-Americans
• The Denver Biodiversitòs
• The Chicago Fair Sharers
• The Houston Planet Savers
• The Kansas City Underprivileged
• The Cincinnati Rainbows
• The Boston Rainbow Sox
• The Oakland Let's Movers
• The San Diego Pagans ("Imans" or "Ayatollahs" is fine too)
• The Sacramento Proletariates
• The Portland Single Payers
• The Utah Hip-Hop
• The Miami Global Warming
• The San Antonio No Animal Was Harmed In The Making Of This Basketball Team
• The Dallas McCains
• The Phoenix Undocumented

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