Babject Øfailure could personally supply enough to fill up a hundred trillion of them... a hundred trillion times.

ighest. Gas Prices. Ever.

Is it because el Presidente de los Cincuenta y Ocho Estados™ does everything yes he can to depress and overregulate petroleum production?

Is it because FUbara the gØne falsifies documents so he yes can impose crippling bans on drilling?

Is it because the liar-/blamer-in-chief, His Pompous Dumbassness, thinks feels yes he can keep right on printing dollar bills until they're more abundant than confetti — and just as worthless — and, nope, that won't affect the price of anything, no siree!?

Is it because, while the Øboogereatingmoron's reckless presentduncy has been a colossal and expensive failure, he speculates billions upon billions of our scarcer and scarcer tax dollars on job-killing distractions like Solyndra and the wind "industry" so yes he can pay back the contributions bribes he received from his Big Green campaign donors?

No, of course not, you racist.

It's because of all the closed down Silver Bullet^® factories Washington Iran the Koch brothers India and/or China and/or Brazil Israel Romney the American people (or at least two-thirds of them) Bush oil speculators "global trends" SCOAMFOT58S's total lack of ideas …“Shut Up!”

Given all the excuses Teh Øne-Term Proposition continuously comes up with for his countless humiliating failures, yes we can henceforth also dub him the Excuse Maker-in-Chief.

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