Yes he can woof these down again faster than you can say "No More yEars!"
he Dog Eater-in-Chief™'s Ø.K-9 recipes:
1. Muttloaf
2. Pupcorn
3. Baked Alaskan Husky
4. Pheasant Under Dog
5. Broiled Bow-Wow
6. Bo-B-Q
7. Poached Pooch
8. Snoopy Soufflé
9. Scooby Doo Goulash
Let me be clear: He looks forward to eating endangered species too.
With Lolo, I learned how to eat small green chill peppers raw with dinner (plenty of rice), and, away from the dinner table, I was introduced to dog meat (tough), snake meat (tougher), and roasted grasshopper (crunchy). Like many Indonesians, Lolo followed a brand of Islam that could make room for the remnants of more ancient animist and Hindu faiths. He explained that a man took on the powers of whatever he ate: One day soon, he promised, he would bring home a piece of tiger meat for us to share.
If yes he can get one to eat a smaller breed first, he'll have two meals in one: Tough Terrier in Tiger Teriyaki.
Make no mistake: No matter how many newspapers our uneaten furbabies fetch, none will report how he'll sometimes stray from his normal Canine à la Carte.
For examples, when Moochelle's not hounding him, these are on his menu:
- Roasted Rover
- Beagle à la Barry
- Fido Mignon
- Glazed Tralfaz
- Fricassée De Fifi
- Whippetti and Meatballs
- German Shepherd Au Gratin
- Old Yeller Depouiller
Even a bit of Anjing Anglaise.
For desert, of course, it's Man's Best Friandises.
Quite a L'assiette.
If he had a show on the Food Network, he could call it The Dog Wishboner®.
That is, were he not busy golfing promoting his latest "auto"biographry, Øne Hundred and Øne Dalmatian Recipes.
Labels: 2012: end of an err0r, desperate liberals (BIRM), Dog Eater-in-Chief, liberals are always extreme, miserably failing liberals (BIRM), more liberal hypocrisy, Worst. pResident. Ever.
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