"Good luck, contestants citizens. Here we go. The Jeopardy round.

ategories: 'Citizenship,' 'Cover-Ups,' 'Forging A Gate,' 'Mainsewer Media,' 'A Nation of Men,' and finally 'Constitutional Crisis.'

"Libsareb."

"I'll take 'Citizenship' for two hundred."

"Both parents of this person were, on his birthdate, citizens of his country of birth."

"Who is a natural born citizen?"

"Right. Also correct: Who is John Tyler, James K. Polk, or every subsequent U.S. president besides British-subject-born Chester Authur and Baracrook Øforger?"

"'Citizenship' for four hundred."

"With øne exception, this high office has always been held by someone whose parents were, at some point in their lives, United States citizens."

"What is the President of the United States of America."

"Correct."

"'Citizenship' for six hundred."

"Answer: Daily Double."

"I'll wager six hundred."

"All right. Here's the clue for you: This alone directly construes, at the highest level, the meaning of the term 'natural born citizen' in the U.S. Constitution."

"What is the U.S. Supreme Court's unanimous decision in Minor v. Happersett (1874)?"

The Constitution does not, in words, say who shall be natural-born citizens. Resort must be had elsewhere to ascertain that. At common-law, with the nomenclature of which the framers of the Constitution were familiar, it was never doubted that all children born in a country of parents who were its citizens became themselves, upon their birth, citizens also. These were natives, or natural-born citizens, as distinguished from aliens or foreigners. Some authorities go further and include as citizens children born within the jurisdiction without reference to the citizenship of their parents. As to this class there have been doubts, but never as to the first. For the purposes of this case it is not necessary to solve these doubts. It is sufficient for everything we have now to consider that all children born of citizen parents within the jurisdiction are themselves citizens.

"That is it, and you're at twelve hundred."

"'Citizenship' for eight hundred."

"It contains the basic eligibility requirements for President of the United States."

"What is the fifth clause of Article Two, Section One of the U.S. Constitution?"

No Person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President; neither shall any Person be eligible to that Office who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty five Years, and been fourteen Years a Resident within the United States.

"That's the clause."

"'Cover-Ups' for two hundred."

"This idiom means when there's a sign of something bad, usually the sign is correct."

"What is 'Where there's smoke, there's fire'?"

"Yep."

"'Forging A Gate' for two hundred."

"Arizona law enforcement recently announced that an alleged certificate they investigated did not originate in this format."

"What is paper?"

"Based on all of the evidence presented and investigated, I cannot in good faith report to you that these documents are authentic," Sheriff Arpaio said. "My investigators believe that the long-form birth certificate was manufactured electronically and that it did not originate in paper format as claimed by the White House."

"Paper format. Yes! You have two thousand four hundred. And we're taking a break. Back in a moment, though. (I hope.)"

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