Mitt "Two Knobs" Romnetchasketchy top adviser Eric Fehrnstrom:“Well, I think you hit a reset button for the fall campaign. Everything changes. It’s almost like an Etch a Sketch. You can kind of shake it up and we start all over again.”
ue Ginger Rogers:
Nothing's impossible I have found,
For when my chin is on the ground,
I turn my two knobs,
Shake myself up,
Start all over again.
Don't lose your confidence if you slip,
Be grateful for a pleasant trip,
And turn your two knobs,
Shake yourself up,
Start all over again.
Work like a soul inspired,
Till the battle of the day is won.
You may be sick and tired,
But you'll be a sketch, my son!
Will you remember the famous men,
Who had to fall to rise again?
So do a flip-flop,
Turn your two knobs,
Shake yourself up,
Start all over again.
ØbaMitten's fellow "progressives" in the mainsewer media and the Demøcrook Politburo ("severely" redundant, I know) are all over this.
They're grabbing the popcorn and enjoying MittCain II: The Moderate Strikes Out...Again.
Meanwhile, Øbamney merely wants us conservatives tied up in a crate strapped to the top of his station wagon as it goes barreling down the campaign trail. When out of shear terror we soil both ourselves and — more importantly to him — his back window, he'll simply pull into a gas station just long enough to hose us down before returning us to his cruel crate, making us suffer even more that harrowing ride. To him we're nothing but a forgettable piece of luggage that he thinks feels yes he can willfully neglect.
"Stay, Seamus Conservatives. Stay!" he tell us.
Is it any wonder conservatives aren't the least bit enthused with the prospect of having to climb aboard his own version of Teh Road We've Traveled (© 1917-2012 Øbamarx & Øbamitt)?
Labels: 2012: end of an err0r, clue-challenged liberals (BIRM), idiot liberals (BIRM), liberal hypocrites (BIRM), liberals are always extreme, National Socialist liberals (BIRM), Willard Mitt Romney
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