If yes Demøncrooks can conquer and enslave you, they'll declare victory.
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ut they'll never go home.
Unlike anyone or anything else in America, DeMSMøcrats have no other motive, goal, or reason for existing than to fully and forever Øccupy every person, place, and thing yes they can "think" of.
From scraped-out womb to premature tomb, from empty cradle to mass grave, along with everyone and everything in between, Demølisherrats have made it their sole purpose in "life" to crush, kill, and destroy all life everywhere.
All life worth living, that is.
Demøcriminals' War on Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness
To them, all these aren't unalienable or never-negotiable rights endowed by and under the protection of Divine Providence, but what they've targeted for mass destruction.
First and foremost, Demøkillerrats are dead set on not just totally crushing the life out of every individual yes they can, but completely killing its meaning. Demøcrusherrats immediately Move Øn afterwards to utterly destroying the lives of any luckless survivors who somehow escape their unprecedented Reign of Høpe & Change™ Terrør.
Just a few more examples of their unmitigated tyranny over you:
Devilrats' War on Freedom
Yes you can have a Right to Choose® whether you want to be "punished with a baby," but no right whatsoever to choose whether you want to be covered with a health insurance policycontract.
After all, a baby is "morally irrelevant."
Coercing you to sign øne of their contracts on you, however, isn't.
Demøliarrats' War on the Economy
They rabidly attack our free-market system when it's strong. They go in for the frenzied kill anytime they smell it's been weakened — usually by some anti-market time bomb all over which we find their pack leaders' paw prints.
That's because Demøtyrants' idea of an economic system is the same as Stalin, Hitler, Mao, and Castro's. They tell us what, where, and how much yes we can buy and when and how yes we can buy it. We bow down to them and tell them "thank you."
Naturally it "amuses" them whenever we express anger over being forced to pay through the nose for things we don't want.
Once it comes out, as it inevitably does, that all that forced buying benefits no one but their Big Donor™ comrades and, thus, themselves, we're supposed to grovel more and say things like "Everybody Does It," "Let's Move On," "Top One Percent," and of course, "It's For Teh Cheeeealdrunnn!"—
The unaborted children, that is.
Demcømmierats' War on the Constitution
Because it's the best guarantee of individual freedom ever invented, it's the Demøfrauds' greatest enemy.
To them it's a piece of Play-Doh® or Silly Putty® that yes they can press, pound, and wrest into any shape they want, or use to pick up, distort, and expand the newsprint of whatever Headline Du Jour they think feel would best help them increase their dictatorial powers over you.
Consequently, their idea of the Rule of Law is the same as Stalin, Hitler, Mao, and Castro's: They are the law. You just better obey all their rules.
Rules, by the way, that are meant to be broken by them, and laws that only apply to everyone else.
Dhimm al-Qrats' War on the American People
As the above Let-Me-Be-Clear™ly shows, Osama bin Laden's terrorists are pikers compared to the clear and present dangers and imminent threats Øbama bin Biden and their brother/sister/other extremist radical anti-America jihadist Demøhaterrats pose to your personal safety and happiness.
Given over three years in øaffice Baracketeer Øboondoggle has miserably failed to lower America's unemployment rate to below what it was when his so-dumb voters selected him. Make-No-Mistake™ly, Øliar's average unemployment rate has always remained high above it. ØblameOthers' rate is higher, in fact, than Jihaddy al-Qarter's!
Seven million more Americans are permanently out of work.
Black unemployment is higher than it ever was under George Bush. Who "doesn't care about black people" now, Kayne West?
Hispanic unemployment is over twice as high. So it's clear "ØburnUS doesn't care about Hispanic people" either, Kayne West.
Highest. Gas Prices. Ever.
If Osama bin Laden's terrorists had done to us what Øbama bin Biden et al. have been doing, everyone would be left with no other choice but to admit that the terrorists clearly are beating us.
But Baracketeer Øbamobster won't return the money his terrorist vigilante fundraiser gave him.
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pike VigiLantEE is clearly a terrorist. Likely that explains Øbamobster's obstinate refusal to return his terrorist pal's money.
Make no mistake: Øbamuslim-brotherhoodie continues to show he knowingly and willfully helps and accepts help from terrorists.
So Øbamug's terrorist vigilante fundraiser "apologized" for his act of terrorism?
Øbamug's terrorist vigilante fundraiser actually meant to terrorize someone else?
O.K.
As long as Baracketeer Øbamobster's terrorist vigilante fundraiser is conspiring to commit acts of terrorism against somebody, it's all right for Øbamobster to keep his terrorist vigilante fundraiser's money.
Except that moron Øbonehead sees whenever he looks in a mirror.
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o now it's all China's fault. Baracrook Øcrybaby gave his extremist Millionaire/Billionaire fat-cat campaign donors a half billion dollars — a half billion he redistributed from stole from us to pay them off — and when they took it ran, leaving us to hold the bag, he predictably blames anyone and everyone else yes he can "think" of for the whole corrupt, stinking mess.
"China's subsidies made it fail.. waaaaaah! wahhhh!! waaaahhhhhh!!!"
"The Congress made me do it... waaaah!! waahhhh!!!! waaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!"
Etc., etc., etc.
Does this whiner-in-chief ever take any responsibility himself for anything?
Is there anyone or anything he hasn't blamed yet — besides himself and his corrupt, failed policies, of course — for all the messes he's gotten us and our country into?
It's long past time he at least tried something different, for a change.
Such as just shutting the fluke up.
In the moron's "own" teleprompted words:
"I don't want the folksØbamoron and his 'per se' moronions who created the mess to do a lot of talking. I want them to just get out of the way so we can clean up the mess. I don't mind cleaning up after them, but don't do a lot of talking.
"Am I wrong, Virginia?"
Or put another way:
After Øcrybaby drove the car into the ditch, made it as difficult as possible for us to pull it back, now he wants to keep the keys.
No!
You can't drive.
We don't want to have to go back into the ditch. We're just about to get the car out.
Plus you made our gas prices so extremely high, we can't afford to let you waste any more fuel.
Mitt "Two Knobs" Romnetchasketchy top adviser Eric Fehrnstrom:
“Well, I think you hit a reset button for the fall campaign. Everything changes. It’s almost like an Etch a Sketch. You can kind of shake it up and we start all over again.”
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ue Ginger Rogers:
Nothing's impossible I have found, For when my chin is on the ground, I turn my two knobs, Shake myself up, Start all over again.
Don't lose your confidence if you slip, Be grateful for a pleasant trip, And turn your two knobs, Shake yourself up, Start all over again.
Work like a soul inspired, Till the battle of the day is won. You may be sick and tired, But you'll be a sketch, my son!
Will you remember the famous men, Who had to fall to rise again? So do a flip-flop, Turn your two knobs, Shake yourself up, Start all over again.
ØbaMitten's fellow "progressives" in the mainsewer media and the Demøcrook Politburo ("severely" redundant, I know) are all over this.
Meanwhile, Øbamney merely wants us conservatives tied up in a crate strapped to the top of his station wagon as it goes barreling down the campaign trail. When out of shear terror we soil both ourselves and — more importantly to him — his back window, he'll simply pull into a gas station just long enough to hose us down before returning us to his cruel crate, making us suffer even more that harrowing ride. To him we're nothing but a forgettable piece of luggage that he thinks feels yes he can willfully neglect.
et me be clear: Racist acts and racist hate speech should be publicly condemned immediately by the people whom the racist is racistly introducing or with whom the racist is co-starring in a racist skit.
Otherwise, such people are racists too.
It doesn't count when those racists "issue a statement" only after the video or report comes out showing they not only didn't immediately condemn the racist, but continued to publicly share the spotlight with the racist.
They are racists.
Moochhell "No White First Ladies Allowed" Øfoodnazi is a racist.
And make no mistake: Baracrook Øbigot is a racist, too, for letting racist Tom Hanks narrate his racist-narrated "documentary" propaghagiography.
It took racist Tom "Blackface" Hanks only eightflukingyears to "issue a statement" saying his co-star co-racist was "hideously offensive."
Racist Moochhell "No White First Ladies Allowed" Øfoodnazi has yet to personally "issue a statement" about her racist introducer's racist hate speech. She, like other racists, leaves it to racist-hired underlings to put a racist Happy Face™ on her clearly indefensible racism.
A promise ØbrokeUS may not have made, but one he has certainly kept.
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et me be clear: Children born not aborted under Øfascist"Care" using our money a hundred years from now will still be paying off Øbankrupt's Endless Mountain Chains of Irresponsible and Unpatriotic Debt™ bills well into their adult lives. That is, unless we put down the collective razor blades and unplug that toaster we're all this close to taking a bath with. But we better do it by November 6, because afterwards it will be too late for everyone.
Ø'Blaming others won't help. LU News Flash: George Bush Out of Office, Day 1155!
LU News Flash Update: Study Finds Demøcrooks Controlled Both Houses of Congress 62% of Øblamebush's Term, and the Senate 100%!
Let me be clear: Bushblamer-in-chief Øbrainless has been taking us all for a ride — a ride down the wrong road.
At the end of this road is an extremely high, steep cliff. At the bottom of that cliff are extremely sharp, jagged rocks. And each of those rocks has our country's name on it.
Make no mistake: Our only Hope® is to Change™ the driver.
Otherwise we'll soon swiftly pass the point of no return. Then there will be nothing that any of us can do besides watch helplessly as we barrel over the edge of the cliff before smashing on the rocks below.
Then there will be nothing left but a broken and bloody heap:
The road from 7.8% to 8.3% unemployment. The road from $10.7 trillion to $15.3 trillion national debt. The road from $1.84/gal. to $3.79/gal. gas prices.
T
he only way yes we can get off this roadSuperhighway to Hell™ is to take our Exit '12 off-ramp!
"Good luck, contestants citizens. Here we go. The Jeopardy round.
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ategories: 'Citizenship,' 'Cover-Ups,' 'Forging A Gate,' 'Mainsewer Media,' 'A Nation of Men,' and finally 'Constitutional Crisis.'
"Libsareb."
"I'll take 'Citizenship' for two hundred."
"Both parents of this person were, on his birthdate, citizens of his country of birth."
"Who is a natural born citizen?"
"Right. Also correct: Who is John Tyler, James K. Polk, or every subsequent U.S. president besides British-subject-born Chester Authur and Baracrook Øforger?"
"'Citizenship' for four hundred."
"With øne exception, this high office has always been held by someone whose parents were, at some point in their lives, United States citizens."
"What is the President of the United States of America."
"Correct."
"'Citizenship' for six hundred."
"Answer: Daily Double."
"I'll wager six hundred."
"All right. Here's the clue for you: This alone directly construes, at the highest level, the meaning of the term 'natural born citizen' in the U.S. Constitution."
"What is the U.S. Supreme Court's unanimous decision in Minor v. Happersett (1874)?"
The Constitution does not, in words, say who shall be natural-born citizens. Resort must be had elsewhere to ascertain that. At common-law, with the nomenclature of which the framers of the Constitution were familiar, it was never doubted that all children born in a country of parents who were its citizens became themselves, upon their birth, citizens also. These were natives, or natural-born citizens, as distinguished from aliens or foreigners. Some authorities go further and include as citizens children born within the jurisdiction without reference to the citizenship of their parents. As to this class there have been doubts, but never as to the first. For the purposes of this case it is not necessary to solve these doubts. It is sufficient for everything we have now to consider that all children born of citizen parents within the jurisdiction are themselves citizens.
"That is it, and you're at twelve hundred."
"'Citizenship' for eight hundred."
"It contains the basic eligibility requirements for President of the United States."
"What is the fifth clause of Article Two, Section One of the U.S. Constitution?"
No Person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President; neither shall any Person be eligible to that Office who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty five Years, and been fourteen Years a Resident within the United States.
"That's the clause."
"'Cover-Ups' for two hundred."
"This idiom means when there's a sign of something bad, usually the sign is correct."
"Based on all of the evidence presented and investigated, I cannot in good faith report to you that these documents are authentic," Sheriff Arpaio said. "My investigators believe that the long-form birth certificate was manufactured electronically and that it did not originate in paper format as claimed by the White House."
"Paper format. Yes! You have two thousand four hundred. And we're taking a break. Back in a moment, though. (I hope.)"
can make a firm pledge: Under my plan, no family making less than two hundred fifty thousand dollars a year will see any form of tax increase — not you income tax, not your payroll tax, not your capital gains taxes, not any of your taxes."
Except now we're seeing this form of tax increase:
"High gas prices are like a tax straight out of your paycheck."
But not to worry...
"You got a bunch of algae out here, right? If we can figure out how to make energy out of that, weh– weh– we'll be doin' a'ight!"
In fifty years or so, "weh– weh– we'll be doin' a'ight!"
Until then, yes you can keep right on paying your higher and higher gas prices Goin' Øbroke Tax™.
A'ight?
VS.
"The reason I wanted to come to a gas station is I don't think the president quite gets it.
"There is no algae that's going to come out of this (pump) this summer. This is the dominant device by which the American people fill their cars and trucks. And this, in fact, requires gasoline....
"The only way that you fix the price of this is by dramatically expanding supply.
"And the point which I keep making, and the president doesn't want to deal with, is an eleven percent increase in the supply of natural gas led to a dramatic decline in the cost of natural gas.
"If the president would sign three things — the Keystone Pipelines for seven hundred thousand barrels a day, reopening the Louisiana-Texas Gulf area for about four hundred thousand barrels a day, and reopening, or opening areas of Alaska for about a million two hundred thousand barrels a day — those three steps would increase Americans' supply by two million three hundred thousand barrels a day, or about eight hundred million barrels a year.
"My only point being, this is real. This isn't a theory, it's not a fantasy, it's not a fundraiser in San Francisco.
"It is the way the American people fill their cars, fill their trucks.
"They deserve a president who pays attention to reality, and who tries to help them with reality.
"And all I ask the president to do is read his own speech. Look at the part on natural gas where even he admits that drilling works, because he says natural gas is going to create six hundred thousand new jobs in this decade.
"None of it from algae. All of it from drilling.
"So, I just wanted to stop and say to everybody who's watching that I think we have a real chance to change things.
ho spends a thousand dollars a year on birth control? Who can be more irresponsible?
When Baracrook Øbonehead jacks up our gas prices to Most. Expensive. Ever. levels, what do responsible people do? That's right, they cut back on driving.
They don't go crying to the government demanding "free" fill-ups.
Moreover, driving is a risky activity, even with all available safety precautions in place. That's why psychobabbler-in-chief Øbraindead says his Most. Expensive. Ever.-level gas prices are A Good Thing™: They cause people to cut back on driving and, thus, "help save lives."
So if birth control prices really are as f**king fluking high as 23- 30-year-old extremely irresponsible liberals(birm)claim perjure themselves with materially false statements before Congress, why are they doing just the opposite?
slutn. A person considered to be sexually promiscuous.
–American Heritage Dictionary
They don't even fluking try to cut back on fluking.
Finally, fluking is a risky activity, especially so if you're in "need" of three fluking grand's worth of Fluke Facilitators™. It doesn't fluking matter how many available safety precautions are in place then. Such irresponsible risk-taking always costs lives.
Therefore, what we really need to be asking is what's fluking responsible about making taxpayers — or anyone else, for that matter — subsidize extremely irresponsible liberals(birm)'s risky fluking activities? especially knowing full well when you subsidize something you get more of it?
Make no fluking mistake: The issue here isn't liberals' tired and false boogeyman of Mean Ol' Republicans® attempting to legislate morality.
It's clearly about extremely irresponsible liberals(birm) demanding everyone else pay the consequences of their complete lack of any.
“The whole thing was engineered, but don’t expect the mainstream media to report that to you.”
Newt Gingrich's not taking the extremely irresponsible liberals(birm)'s fluking phony-debate bait: "This is a very serious fundamental fight about religious liberty."
By the way: Fluke you, fluking ProFlowers, fluking Carbonite, fluking LegalZoom, et fluking al. How fluked up can you be? You just roll over while fluking extremely irresponsible liberals(birm) who've been fluking boycotting you since Fluking Day Once fluke with you? See how much fluking business you get now. Those flukers won't be fluking flocking to your fluked up stores. And by fluking coincidence, neither will millions of loyal Rush listeners — you know, the ones formerly known as your fluking Customer Base. The whole fluked-up fluking lot of you can just go fluke yourselves.
"I don't care who our candidate is; and I haven't since the beginning of this. I haven't.
"Ask not what the candidate can do for you, ask what you can do for the candidate.
"And that's what the Tea Party is. We are there to confront them ['these people(ØWSbautomatons) who are the definition of un-American'] on behalf of our candidate.
"I will march behind whoever our candidate is. Because if we don't, we lose.
"There are two paths. There are two paths.
"One is America, and the other one is Øccupy. One is America, the other one is Øccupy.
"And I don't care: Along the way, along the way, along the way — and I'm not a candidate. I'm never going to be a candidate. I'm just a goofball from Los Angeles who wears goofy shoes. Promised people I would shave. Didn't. Promised to take a shower. I got too caught up talking to everybody. And here I am, kind of a mess. But kind of excited to be here.
"Because over the last three years I've realized that the Republican Party and the Conservative Movement is not what ABC [Adulating Baracrook's Cømmies] and CBS [Cømmie Baracrook's (p)Sycøphants] puts on the screen. They try to portray you in the worst possible light.[™]
"And when I walk through CPAC — where I travel the United States to meet people in the Tea Party who care — black, white, gay, and straight:
"Anyone that's willing to stand next to me to fight the prøgressive left, I will be in that bunker.
"And if you're not in that bunker because you're not satisfied with this candidate, more than shame on you:
iberals do hate and want to discriminate against a minority. They try to incite every 99 of "us" into scapegoating, denigrating, and all but publicly lynching each one of "them." They say 99 ganging up against 1 is "fair." That that minority shouldn't be entitled to the same equal justice under law the majority of "us" enjoy. Because "we" are more special than "they." "They" are inferior — even less than human — in character, morals, and behavior. Compared to "us," "they" will never, ever be fit enough to deserve true equality. So "we" can subject "them," for example, to both separate and unequal taxation.
That's what liberals mean by "fair."
No thanks, intolerant radical liberasshole freaks(birm). I don't want to join your "99-Percent"ite Supremacist movement angry lynch mob.
It's against everything for which this country should strive to stand.
It has nothing even remotely to do with justice — social or otherwise — or even fairness.
It's all about greedily and selfishly increasing your own power at the expense of others.
Another unfair, vengeful, and wholly unjustifiable means to your one and only end of "fundamentally transforming the United States of America" from a government of, by, and for all the people — the one you always hope shall perish from the earth — to a tyrannical dictatorship of, by, and for just yourselves and no one else.
ndrew Breitbart, the dearest friend and strongest champion of American Liberty, whose good deeds and faithful service made him throughout this struggle her most capable standard-bearer, died in Los Angeles shortly after midnight.
His wife and four children are in our prayers, as are the other members of his family. We are praying, too, for all his friends and colleagues as well as for the rest of us on behalf of whom and of whose unalienable rights he so ably fought.
In recent years, no other American has been farthest ahead on the front line of our battle with the domestic enemies of Americans' personal freedoms, or deepest in its trenches.
What he did was to make, and has made our lives, liberties, and pursuits of happiness all the better and more hopeful.
Goodbye, Patriot.
I am thankful we the lovers of American Liberty now have a line of advance, which you made so well and clear, all of us can and, for her sake, must continue to follow.
