It must shut down. Permanently.

id you know that fatcat, bonus-taking lobbyists visit public zoos much more often than the poor or minorities? That's right. They do.

So shut them down too!

Keeping these places open is like corporate welfare... for the rich!

Don't worry about government workers not receiving any paychecks. They will. They'll just be taking a Bonus Vacation™. With pay.

In fact, once they get all that backpay money, they'll spend it on stuff. And that's going to Stimulate Teh Economy™!

Everyone else will receive their record number of food stamps, Social Security checks, and Medicare payments.

No woman, infant, or child will starve.

No old person will have to go without medicine.

No teachers-union boss will lose any kickbacks.

No Slacker-in-Chief will miss his multi-hundredth tee time at an exclusive golf course.

So unless you're an Evil Rich fatcat bonus-taking corporate lobbyist, you won't be affected by a government shutdown. At all.

Labels: dangerously incompetent liberals (BIRM), desperate liberals (BIRM), liberals are always extreme, lying liberals (BIRM), Obama's War on America, The Obama Depression

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