Wednesday, April 21, 2010 |
Except liberals are only good at causing the former. few of the changes the Baracomradeski Øneterma Regime has in "mind" for fundamentally transforming the Unionized Socialist States of Amerika:
Fundamentally Transformed or New Departments
U.SS. Department of Universal Prosperity and Progress (formerly "Commerce").
U.SS. Department of Universal Hoping and Changing Envelopment (formerly HUD).
U.SS. Department of Universal Healthcare and Singlepayer Services (formerly HHS).
U.SS. Department of Universal Good and Welfare (authorized by "Conyers's Clause").
U.SS. Department of Universal Amnesty Path to Citizenship (PathCit).
U.SS. Department of Diplomatically Universal Peace and Engagement Structures (formerly "State").
U.SS. Department of Universal LGBTIQ?2ASAPOSGLMSMMSGIFABGLITTER&ct.
U.SS. Department of Universal Redistributiveness and Fairsharing (formerly IRS).
U.SS. Department of Universal Carbonlessness (formerly "Energy").
U.SS. Department of Universal Banking and Automobile Manufacturing (formerly "the private sector").
U.SS. Department of Universal Mass Transit (formerly "Transportation").
U.SS. Department of Universal Safety and Security (formerly DHS); motto: "Where your lives are Kept Generally Benign™ (K.G.B.)."
U.SS. Department of Universal Job Creating and Saving (formerly "Labor").
U.SS. Department of Universal Self-Esteem (formerly "Education").
U.SS. Department of Universal Hegemonic Warmongering Denuclearized Multilateralness (formerly "Defense").
U.SS. Department of Universal War Criminals Veterans Services (formerly VA).
U.SS. Department of Universal Animal and Plant Justice (formerly "Agriculture"); motto: "Where your livestock and crops have a right to an attorney."
U.SS. Department of Universal Save the Planet Environmental Justice (formerly "Interior").
U.SS. Supreme Department of Universal Social Justice (aka Progressively Fascist Totalitarian Liberalism[birm]).
U.SS. Department of Universal and Permanent Seriouscrises (SerCri).
U.SS. Department of Universal Czardoms.
U.SS. Department of Universal Community Organizing (formerly ACORN).
Labels: anti-America liberals (BIRM), death of Freedom, lawbreaking liberals (BIRM), National Socialist liberals (BIRM), neither Hope nor Change, spread the misery around, thieving liberals (BIRM)
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