e'll never use that word in America and her allies' fight against international terrorists.

But in his personal fight to impose federal fascism on the American people, the smallest creep — if not most giant leap — towards that ultimate goal is, to him, a "victory."

Of course the only real beneficiaries of his so-called victory are all the senators he had to outright bribe just to achieve it. Anyone else will have to wait at least four years before they see the first benefit, if any, if they're extremely lucky. But, yes, we can all start paying for Teh Øfascist "Victory"™ in the form of higher taxes and fees the minute he signs it into law.

I suppose he expects a ticker tape parade now for his hoping to hand us the very increased mountains of government red tape with which he and his out-of-control, spend-crazy Demøfascist-run al'Qongress want to brutally — and in many cases literally — strangle us.

Only if that parade's in a corridor through which federal marshals are frog-marching him after he's been convicted and is about to serve a long prison sentence for his lying to and thieving from American voters and taxpayers, will it be anywhere close to the one he wholeheartedly deserves.

Labels: fascist totalitarian liberals (BIRM), government over beyond and forsaking the people, Health Care Death Snare, Impeach.Obama.Now., lawbreaking liberals (BIRM), thieving liberals (BIRM)

	9:07 PM   0

ear Dear Leader (not to be confused with me),

I am asking you to please refrain from building and/or detonating any more nuclear bombs. I feel that if you continue to do so, that will make me look even weaker than I do now (and you didn't think that was possible, did you?) and will also bring down my poll numbers even further.

I do not like nuclear bombs and have vowed to rid the world of them. I feel, however, that your not only having nuclear bombs but building and testing more of them is going to make me unable to keep that vow as well as make me look even more foolish and naive than I already do (and you didn't think that was possible, did you?). I know I haven't been able to keep any of my other vows and promises, either, but that's beside the point. I want to be clear that if you build and test any more nuclear bombs, I absolutely will look more foolish and naive than I do now.

I see from my last national security estimate that you are about to build and test a whole lot more nuclear bombs. I again ask you to please refrain from doing so. I cannot afford to continue tanking in the polls.

I remain sincerely yours,

Labels: aided and comforted enemies, dangerously incompetent liberals (BIRM), miserably failing liberals (BIRM), narcissist liberals (BIRM), surrender monkeys, treason, World War IV

	1:21 PM   0

eparation of powers, sovereign immunity, and plain common sense be damned. Liberals want our money; and nothing should be allowed to stop them from stealing it so, yes, they can forever finance their ongoing criminal activities.

A federal judge [sic] today [last Friday] issued an injunction preventing the implementation of a congressional ban on funding for ACORN.

Judge [sic] Nina Gershon [a BiIsIs al-Qlinton appointee — surprise, surprise] concluded that the ban amounted to a "bill of attainder" that unfairly singled out ACORN.

"(The plaintiffs) have been singled out by Congress for punishment that directly and immediately affects their ability to continue to obtain federal funding, in the absence of any judicial, or even administrative, process of adjudicating guilt," Gershon wrote in her decision.

Even if a notoriously crooked leftist organized-crime syndicate (BIRM)'s employees or its top officers are convicted of attempting to open brothels for underage illegal aliens, that no doubt wouldn't be sufficient reason either to deny it its taxpayer-cash flow.

It's right there in the U.S. Constitution. Article CXII, section 123,987,324: "In no case whatsoever shall a notoriously crooked leftist organized-crime syndicate (BIRM) be denied in any way all of the taxpayer funding it may ever want."

Your copy of the Constitution has no such article? Well, that's your problem. The one liberals have of that document obviously has been "living" a lot larger these past few years decades quarter-centuries.

As for any bill-of-attainder crap scholarly constitutional argument, who cares that it applies only to persons whom a legislative body has singled out for criminal punishment — e.g., jail time, fines, property seizures, or lethal injection. Didn't you know that every single notoriously crooked leftist organized-crime syndicate (BIRM) is entitled by law by judicial fiat to a fixed percentage of your hard-earned money? (Don't make me break out that Living-Large Edition™ of the Constitution again.)

It's simple, really. You work hard and earn a paycheck. Liberals and their accomplices friends don't do anything that could even be remotely considered "work," so they have to steal a goodly portion of the income you make by way of taxes forcing you to "pay your Fair Share™." Otherwise, liberals wouldn't be able to keep all their notoriously crooked leftist organized-crime syndicates (BIRM) in business. Even crooked businesses have to pay their light bills, you know. Which they wouldn't be able to if heartless and, no doubt, racist folks like you voted in Representatives and Senators who, for some strange reason, feel that a notoriously crooked leftist organized-crime syndicate (BIRM) isn't forever entitled to a goodly portion of your income. You denying it the ability to pay its light bills as well as its crooked workers is, therefore, a form of extrajudicial punishment prohibited by the U.S. Constitution (Living-Large Edition™, of course). Don't worry if you have no clue what "form of extrablah blah blah" means. It all boils down to you're a racist.

See?

So you, through your representatives in Congress, cutting off any funding that a notoriously crooked leftist organized-crime syndicate (BIRM) wants is the same as administering someone a lethal injection without ever giving him or her (or other) the benefit of a trial. How racist of you!

Now go out and find the most deranged escapees from our country's various asylums for the criminally insane.

I hear there's more than a few vacancies on the federal bench which, it now appears, they all would be eminently qualified to fill.

Labels: criminals' Bestest.Friends.Ever., idiot liberals (BIRM), lawbreaking liberals (BIRM), Nation of lawyers, Separation of Common Sense and State, thieving liberals (BIRM)

	2:35 AM   0

iberals and other mentally challenged pustules on the anterior anuses protruding from the slimy parasites of society say, "That's what quote-unquote terrorism is!"

People who live in the real world — that is, people who aren't liberals — say, "Fine. But that's what quote-unquote global warming!, health care crisis!, failing capitalism!, or any other liberal incitement to or imposition by force of 'New' & 'Improved' Communism (© 1917-2009 Øbamarx, Peløstalin, Reidtard & lenin^[birm]) is, also."

Except there's an overwhelming body of clear and convincing evidence showing terrorism to be a real and present threat. (See, for starters, hole in the ground in lower Manhattan. Indeed, you can't miss it.)

Fascist liberals^(birm)'s so-called global warming (aka Global Fraudening) et al., on the other hand, not so much.

Baseless Fearmongering, Inc. is the sole proprietorship of liberals.

Liberals with an asshattitude — that is, all liberals — use and need it to scare you into handing each and every one of your fundamental rights and reserved powers over to, you guessed it, fascist fear-mongering asshat liberals^(birm). Those will be exercised exclusively by them now because, otherwise, "The oceans will rise and drown us all!" "The planet will die!" "The economy's going to collapse!" and "Fifteen billion Americans won't be able to afford health insurance!"

That's what liberals mean by "Change We Need^®." They get the right and power to always tell everyone else what to do and when to do it. You get fines and jail time if you fail to obey them. You also get, whether you obey or not, to pay for everything they want to do for to you. Moreover, your children, grandchildren, great grandchildren, etc., etc., get to pay for it, too.

"Yes, we can scare you into giving up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety....

"Yes, we can tax, regulate, fine, and jail you until we've herded you all into 'united' you (whether you like it or not) under an all-powerful, centralized system of total control headed by us."

"We" being, in every case, liberals.

Labels: desperate liberals (BIRM), idiot liberals (BIRM), Impeach.Obama.Now., liberalism: THE ideology of fear, National Socialist liberals (BIRM), thieving liberals (BIRM)

	12:05 AM   0

on't you feel "good," too, still being out of work? "Present"dunce Øfailure thinks emotes that it's "good."

"Good news" that, no, you don't earn a paycheck anymore. But, yes, you can become one of his permanent government dependents.

"Good news" that, no, you aren't able to pay your bills anymore. But, yes, you can beg for one of his degrading government handouts.

Unemployment is 25 percent higher than what he swore it would be if his misnamed "stimulus" plan became law. All that investment more and more wasteful government spending on things that no one but his party's special interest insiders, operatives, and other accomplices could and did benefit from, would result in "three and half million jobs that we look forward to saving or creating," they swore.

Oh, that's right. "Present"dunce Øfailure and his government-"career" geniuses in the White HøuSEIU and ACØRNgress simply "misread" the economy.

Unfortunately for you — but not for them — no, it won't help to tell your former employer that you simply "misread" the pink slip he gave you when he was forced to lay you off.

You're going to have to keep on living with that particularly bad news. On top of hearing "Present"dunce Øfailure tell you that's "good."

Labels: desperate liberals (BIRM), idiot liberals (BIRM), miserably failing liberals (BIRM), National Socialist liberals (BIRM), neither Hope nor Change, The Obama Depression

	2:57 AM   0

ew can doubt that had these brave men the necessary and proper reinforcements they all badly needed when their commanders on the ground requested them this past August, a good many of them would be alive today. They and their families and loved ones each paid an unnecessarily extracted price for the Ditherer-in-Che's extremely immoral refusal to promptly support them all with those reinforcements.

As a direct result of "Present"dunce B. Hussein Øfascist's extremely dangerous incompetence, the enemy is killing our Troops at an unprecedented rate in Afghanistan.

He is manifestly unfit to be the commander of any United States Soldier, Sailor, Airman, or Marine.

Labels: aided and comforted enemies, anti-America liberals (BIRM), dangerously incompetent liberals (BIRM), good versus evil, Impeach.Obama.Now., our Freedoms' Defenders, treason, World War IV

	5:05 PM   0