To immediately and fully repeal every limit and restriction on non-citizens entering the United States, immediately and fully grant unconditional amnesty to every non-citizen who entered the United States in violation of any such limit or restriction, and immediately and fully naturalize every person not born in but residing in the United States, and for other purposes.

itizen or subject of a foreign state, come right on in (if you haven't already). Simply residing here makes you a naturalized citizen of the United States, entitled to all rights, privileges and immunities of citizens born in this country. Not a path, but a veritable Starship Enterprise^® Transporter Beam™ to citizenship.

Can't get any more comprehensive than that with respect to "establish(ing) an uniform Rule of Naturalization."

After all, it's only fair.

Who are we to exclude anyone who lives here from being a citizen of this country?

Not only that, having borders that keep people out is so last millennium.

Surely, we've got plenty of room. Take, for example, the millions of acres of idle federal land just waiting to be settled. Plus there are numerous towns and cities just about everyplace else.

No foreign citizen or subject left behind is our motto.

Now, don't mind the Demøfascists whø øppøsed enactment of this law. They're just an Øbunch of racists. We don't pay attention to them, anyway — especially in the voting booth. You can forget them. Just support us and we'll make sure they won't ever be in a pøsition to take this new law away from you.

Remember we're your friends.

So, welcome, one and all — new fellow citizens of the United States of America.


(“Teh Crazy One”™ via RBO)

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