Thursday, September 03, 2009 |
Their remake of "Dems in Black"
few sneak previews:
Dr. Pelarryosi Fink: Hey, doc. She's been underwater for 10 hours. Do you think she's OK?
Dr. Møebama Howtard: I don't know. I'll have to talk to my lawyers first.
Dr. Cureidly Howtard: Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!
Hiccupping Nurse: Oh, Dr. Howtard, Dr. Fink, Dr. Howtard! Is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor health insurer away?
Dr. Møebama Howtard: Yes, that's true.
Hiccupping Nurse: Well, then, why don't the patients 346,098,524,596® Uninsured™ eat an apple a day and save hospital fascist-government expenses?
Dr. Cureidly Howtard: Pardon me if I laugh. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!....
Dr. Møebama Howtard: How is she, doctor?
Doctor with Elderly Patient: A slight hope.
Dr. Cureidly Howtard: That's too bad. What's the matter?
Doctor with Elderly Patient: She's in a coma.
Elderly Patient: [sitting up] I am not! I'm in a bed!
Dr. Cureidly Howtard: Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk....
[after being asked where they found their respective patients 9,403,548,972,348® Uninsured™]
Dr. Pelarryosi Fink: Under the bed!
Dr. Møebama Howtard: Up on the chandelier!
Dr. Tombstone: What did you do for him?
Dr. Cureidly Howtard: Nothing! What'd he ever do for us? Woo woo woo! Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk....
Definitely
not any People's Choice Awards
® candidates here.
Rather, Clowns' Choice Awards spread around solely among all three — as well as whoever's found in the passenger back seat of their upturned ØldsmobileCare™ after it's careened off the bridge.
Labels: dangerously incompetent liberals (BIRM), fascist totalitarian liberals (BIRM), Liberalism Kills, lying liberals (BIRM), miserably failing liberals (BIRM), neither Hope nor Change
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