"So what if they kill us. If we kill them back We'll Be No Better Than They Are™."ow to lose a World War in one easy step:
1. Surrender.
That's the al-Dhimmi'Qrat Plan®.
No harm should ever come to our country's deadliest enemies.
Treat them nice and they'll treat us nice.
Weakness? How can it be weak to reach out and hug a terrorist and show him you care? (Just hope his bomb belt doesn't go off when you do.)
Terrorists are people, too, you know. We should all go the extra mile to find that Intrinsic Human Worth™ in all of them.
Don't you know terrorists have wives and children widows and half-orphans just like you do? Bet you didn't know that.
Yes, they do.
The only reason they're mean to us is because we've been to mean to them.
So if we let anyone kill them back, even after they've killed a bunch of us, it will only Make Them Worse®. Then they'll be able to Recruit More Terrorists™ (presumably to replace the ones we've killed).
How does that help us win the war Reach A Diplomatic Solution™?
Anyone who kills a terrorist leader should be investigated, prosecuted, and imprisoned for life! That will show the terrorists we're serious about protecting their constitutional rights.
Terrorists have feelings. How would you like it if someone killed you just because you didn't get enough hugs as a child and had to live in poverty and was therefore forced to lash out against the social injustice caused by the United States? I think feel you wouldn't like it at all.
Yes, we can Turn Enemies Into Friends® — even terrorists — by just Living Up To Our Ideals™ of unconditionally surrendering instead of fighting back empathy and awareness with regard to the Plight Of Disadvantaged Peoples™.
Remember that the next time you want to see a terrorist leader killed.
You can't make friends with people who're dead.
Besides, killing any terrorist leader is illegal now.
Labels: aided and comforted enemies, al-Qaedaqratic Party, dangerously incompetent liberals (BIRM), lying liberals (BIRM), miserably failing liberals (BIRM), treason, World War IV
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