What to do when you hear: "I'm from the government and I'm here to give you this 'stimulus' check."

tep 1. Hold check in your hand and examine it closely:

Step 2. Tear up check.

Step 3. Return what's left of check to that totalitarian fascist scumbucket trying to steal a huge chunk of your children's future tax-home pay and predistribute it to any selfish, greedy "adults" heartless enough to aid and abet that cruel theft and betrayal as the first of many shameless bribes to vote back in his or her totalitarian fascist scumbucket møb bøss's tax cheating, lobbyist infested, budget busting, clueless, amateurish, economy wrecking, double talking, dangerously incompetent, ineffective, irresponsible, extremist, Troop betraying, terrorist releasing, most corrupt, oppressive, and traitorous maladministration ever in the history of this waning republic whose every residue of greatness and goodness it's irreparably destroying right before our eyes.

Step 4. Incessantly berate and belittle any such "adult" who so aids and abets that totalitarian fascist scumbucket møb bøss's theft and betrayal of our children's futures.

Labels: dangerously incompetent liberals (BIRM), fascist totalitarian liberals (BIRM), good versus evil, miserably failing liberals (BIRM), thieving liberals (BIRM), treason

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