You could carpet every square inch of
Acting President Biden™'s
entire home state with them
(water and all)


... and still have enough bills left over
to pay yourself 61 cents
for every one you laid down
(or to pay Øbamao's Poor Tax^® hike
... over 487 Billion times!).


Lined up end-to-end,
they would reach the moon
... and back
... over 159 times!



In fact, it would take Light
(the fastest moving thing in the universe)
nearly 7 minutes
to travel from the first bill to the last!


Even stacked in a single pile
they would reach out
over one-fifth of the way to it!



And that pile would weigh
over twice as much as
the Empire State Building!



For you Greenies out there,
the amount of paper required to
print that many dollar bills
is equal to one-half of one percent of
the world's total annual paper supply.



Just the thought of counting it all
boggles the mind.


With a 1500 bills-per-minute
digital cash counter
it'd take you roughly
One Millennium
to count every single bill!


Our children's hopes and dreams
are now in worse shape

... thanks to B. Høøver Øbanal and
his greedy, corrupt, selfish pals
in al-Qongress.