n unwed teenage mother-to-be. Impregnated by a married man.

What should any such girl do?

If they make a mistake, I don't want them punished with a baby.

But "punished" she was.

It's an abominable injustice that this girl, whom a married man took advantage of, couldn't exercise her "right to choose" an abortion.

There was no law on the books saying, "Yes, she can hope to get the change she needs" by visiting a Planned Parenthood^$® "clinic" fully equipped to deliver her from that future punishment.

America allowed this injustice. And now America's Chicken™ is coming home to roost.

New list of exceptions to any abortion ban: rape, incest, life of the mother, and fetus with dictator-coddling, "wealth spreading" Marxism in its DNA.

Labels: Obama 'Nation'

	3:49 PM   0

iven the choice between keeping your streets ice-free so you and your kids won't have to skid into oncoming traffic or off a bridge, or possibly adding about .0000000234 percent more salt to a nearby vast body of salt water, you shouldn't have to guess which one liberals are going to make for you.

If it gets you and your loved ones horribly killed, even when all your deaths are totally in vain as well as completely preventable, at least you can take comfort in the fact that your permanent departure from their precious Mother Gaia™ will temporarily make liberals feel about .0000000234 percent less angry at everyone and everything than they usually are.

Labels: culture of death and destruction, government over beyond and forsaking the people, Kommunist Kool-Aid Kult (aka liberalism), lethal liberalism (BIRM), Liberalism Kills

	7:17 AM   0

Minnesota Canvassing Thieveriesing Board: "A clear vote for Coleman is clearly a vote for Frankenstink."

'm going to start a lunar settlement. (Notice I didn't say "colony"?)

It will be entirely exclusive. No liberals. So anyone who ever cast a vote in the last ten years for a candidate who ever had less than a 90 percent ACU rating won't be among the settlers.

Our first state will be called New America. The rest of the Moon will become the territory of the United States of Selenia.

We won't recognize any Earth-based jurisdiction over our heavily and superiorly armed world. Our most solemn mottos will be In God We Trust and Molon Labe! — in that order.

Bleating on and on about "the rape of Mother Diana" will be a Class One expulsionable offense. In fact, being expelled to Earth Hell would be the most dreaded thought any Lunarian could have!

Mankind's best and brightest non-liberals — that is, mankind's best and brightest. Period. — are going to be so attracted to living on an actual free world where the only socialist threat to any individual achievement or personal advancement is when two or more of them challenge each other to a game of darts using a photograph of Former Senator-select Obama's repulsively smug and arrogant face for their board, that in a generation or two no free-thinking engineer, scientist, or any other actual producer of real wealth will be left on Earth producing any for any of his successors to criminally seize and "spread around."

Eventually, after about a millennium or so, when the only evidence of human habitation moonbat infestation of Mother Gaia™ is a crumbling statue of al-Gore on the completely weed infested bank of Turtle Bay melting cars into zero carbon emitting Offset Coins^®, a few of our posterity may decide to "brave the depths of Hell" long enough to report back that only stupid people had once lived there before dying all out shortly after the founding of Selenia. It will be suggested re-experiencing material in all Lunarians' home schools.

As close to a libertarian utopia as any humans could make, the Moon literally will be such a shining beacon to all those oppressed by socialism, offering them such a splendid haven for human liberty, that it would surprise no one when Earth's current noxious crop of Big Government nanny-state overlords hastily construct their own version of the Berlin Wall, but this time brimming with enough machine gun towers and barbed wire to hem in the whole globe, just so they can keep everyone they wish to continue oppressing — that is, everyone. Period. — in Hell. Except by the time those fascists finish building it, so many will have already made the Exodus out from under the burdens of the nazional socialists that no one and nothing can hope to stop this change we truest lovers of freedom need. On both sides of that latest shameful symbol of socialism's cruel bondage as well as its persistent intolerance and constant internal panic, will be heard ever louder and louder choruses of "Zer-Øbama, tear down this wall!"

Eventually, too, after time has made seemingly less relevant our reasons for charting this course to a new and freer world, some future clique of would-be oppressors may read in some obscure archive containing the most important lessons of Earth's history, stories about its demagogic "saviors" preaching hope and change to an unsuspecting public desperate to believe even the biggest lies after being sucker punched by a generated crisis. They may rediscover the methods of corruption and intimidation aided by and spread through media which were used to finally and forever choke off human liberty there. Their hate-filled number may grow as they attempt to lure in others with the same false but seductive promise that government is totally capable of taking care of everyone better than they can take care of themselves if only it were large enough and powerful enough to take over everything of real and meaningful value, including their lives. Provided, also, that it's headed by these same promising oppressors, of course.

Will any among the so far unseduced retain not only the memory but true understanding of Franklin's maxim? "Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety." If so, are there going to be enough of them to flush out of the public mind that next gilded defecation of socialism?

If not, I expect there will be an intrepid great great... great grand blog child of mine posting why he or she's going to start a Martian settlement.

Labels: a Republic if we can keep it, anti-America liberals (BIRM), lawbreaking liberals (BIRM), lying liberals (BIRM), Union of Soviet-style Socialist States of America, Useless Nitwits

	9:14 PM   0

o much for Minnesota's reputation for Cleanest. Elections. Ever.^TM

Democorrupt Party SOP.

Labels: Deranged Extremist Moonbat Obdurate Craven Retarded Appeasing Traitorous Slime (DEMOCRATS), lawbreaking liberals (BIRM)

	11:44 AM   0

ot that you'd care, you criminal-coddling liberals^(birm).

"But now he'll have the whole rest of his life to think about all the harm he did to those people he hurt [slaughtered horrifically in cold blood]," said or "thought" one or more of the three criminal-coddling liberal^(birm) jurors.

Do you liberals really think feel that totally selfish pieces of filth like him are capable of such concern or thoughtfulness?

Liberals are literally going to get many, many more of us and our loved ones needlessly but unavoidably killed unless and until we demand and ensure that there will be for them no more such positions where, yes, they can have any chance at all to do so.

Labels: clue-challenged liberals (BIRM), criminals' Bestest.Friends.Ever., justice delayed, spread the misery around, Useless Nitwits

	8:23 PM   0

ine in the sand which no Democommunist or their Big Union pals may cross, is what the Republicans Profiles in Courage™ in our Senate drew on deeply carved into that chamber's floor.

They earned their pay yesterday. Even merit our giving them a raise for actually doing their sole job of representing us and our interests for a change instead of representing the Democrooks' special Big Union votes-buying ones.

Speaking of standing up to Democriminal corruption (but I repeat myself):

What legal authority or standing does the puny attorney jerkenal Senate Candidate Number Two of Illinois have to "overturn the election" of a sitting governor duly elected twice by the people of her state?

In fact, she should recuse herself from any and all proceedings affecting the governor — especially those related to this senator-appointment matter — since she, as someone referred to at Count 97 of the very indictment regarding it, is personally involved in the scandal.

Does she even care about due process? (That was a rhetorical question, by the way.)

Then again, since when have respecting our constitutional procedures and following our laws ever mattered to Despotrats?

Labels: anti-America liberals (BIRM), elitist despot liberals (BIRM), Good News, lawbreaking liberals (BIRM), lying liberals (BIRM), our Freedoms' Defenders

	1:53 PM   0

omebody's lying.

Former Senator Obama yesterday:

I had no contact with the governor or his office [about filling my vacant Senate seat] and so we were not, I was not aware of what was happening.

Axelrod again:

INTERVIEWER: Has [Obama] expressed a preference, however, on who might replace him in the [U.S.] Senate?

AXELROD: He has not. I mean, I know he's talked to the governor, and, you know, he's— there are a whole range of names, many of which have surfaced [during his contacts with the governor]. And he's— I think he has a fondness for a lot of them.

It's not the crime, but the attempted cover-up of it that does in corrupt politicians like Former Senator Obama.

Meanwhile, Governor Blagojevich has not been convicted in a court of law. So he can go ahead and appoint himself to fill Former Senator Obama's vacated Senate seat.

When vacancies happen in the representation of any State in the Senate, the executive authority of such State shall issue writs of election to fill such vacancies: Provided, That the legislature of any State may empower the executive thereof to make temporary appointments until the people fill the vacancies by election as the legislature may direct. (U.S. Constitution, Amendment XVII, clause 2)

Welcome to the United States Senate, Senator Blagojevich! There doesn't exist a more appropriate successor to the most corrupt senator ever.

Fortunately,

At least one other appeal over Obama's citizenship remains at the [U.S. supreme] court. Philip J. Berg of Lafayette Hill, Pa., argues that Obama was born in Kenya, not Hawaii as Obama says and Hawaii officials have confirmed. Berg says Obama also may be a citizen of Indonesia, where he lived as a boy.

Labels: agenda driven mainstream media (BIRM), anti-America liberals (BIRM), lawbreaking liberals (BIRM), lying liberals (BIRM), Obama 'Nation', spread the misery around

	1:56 PM   0

t's a miracle.

Get down on your unworthiest of knees and praise and thank Him in His unfathomable mercies for not zapping you along with it.

You could even say He's given you a sign.

Wonder why you didn't try that same unnecessarily antagonizing stunt last Ramadan?

Didn't want to see if "allah" would let you off with just a removed sign?

source: Jawa Report

Cowards.

The atheistic sign, which had drawn [only] vocal protests from around the nation, was sponsored by the Freedom from Religion Foundation. The sign reads, "Religion is but myth and superstition that hardens hearts and enslaves minds."

The sign was reported missing Friday morning. The sign's sponsors said they didn't take it down.

State Patrol Sgt. Ted DeHart said the billboard was still on display Thursday evening when the Capitol rotunda building was shut down.

He said there would be no way someone not authorized to be inside could get in the building after it's closed at 6 p.m.

"No way it could happen." Christmas miracle (q.v.).

Labels: more liberal intolerance, Separation of Common Sense and State

	1:06 PM   0

residential Elector Ted Kaufman's appointment is not constitutional. He is an employee of the Office of the Vice President-Elect™, which means he is holding an office of trust or profit under the United States.

It is clear he must be replaced in the Electoral College by a new appointee. Otherwise, no vote purportedly cast by him in it may be counted.

Are there any more electors working in the Office of the President-Elect™ or Office of the Vice President-Elect™?

Labels: lawbreaking liberals (BIRM), megalomaniacal liberals (BIRM), Obama 'Nation'

	4:21 PM   0

ear Qongress-Kowtowing, Union-Whipped, Envirowacko-Sycophantic Chief "Executives" of the Big Bankrupt Three Automobile Manufacturers:

First, read the handy self-help guide at this link then come back here.

Yes, click it now.

(You, too, Mr. Ford CEO.)

.  .  .

Everyone else reading this can go ahead and finally save for and take that long dreamed-of vacation to Europe... then Hong Kong... then — no doubt it's going to take them awhile — Australia... then Rio de Janeiro... then Outer Mongolia... then—

Good. They're back. You can cancel your Siberian Whirlwind Tour™ travel plans.

Besides, I was running out of even implausible vacation spots to recommend.

Wasn't that informative and helpful, B3 "Executives"? (Be quiet, Mr. Ford CEO. I wasn't asking you.)

OK. Now that we're figuratively on the same literal Web page, you can continue reading this open letter.

Ready?

Excellent.

All right, second:

Do you remember the part about "How Chapter 11 Works"? (It was towards the top, Mr. Ford CEO.) No? Well, it says

A chapter 11 case begins with the filing of a petition with the bankruptcy court serving the area where the debtor has a domicile or residence.

Clerk
United States Bankruptcy Court
Eastern District Of Michigan
Suite 2100
211 West Fort Street
Detroit, MI 48226

telephone: (313) 234-0065

hours: 8:30 a.m. to 4:00 p.m. (M-F)

After you properly file your bankruptcy forms, wondrous and glorious things begin to happen. Harvard economics professor Martin Feldstein explains:

(You) would be able to continue producing cars, and (your) workforce would remain employed while (your) firms reorganized. (Your) firms would also be able to get short-term credit under bankruptcy protection.

The bankruptcy court could require the unions to rewrite contracts, bringing wages down to levels that would allow (your) firms to compete and therefore to maintain employment. Scaling back employee and retiree health benefits would further improve price competitiveness and allow better cash wages.

Before you download and fill out and file those bankruptcy forms, read this third and last thing:

Finally, run your business as a business.

Whatever your customers want, offer them it. No one-seater 300-pound clown cars that require the clown driver to plug his or her "car" into the nearest electrical outlet every third mile. No car bodies made of Japanese rice paper which wouldn't survive a hit from three-year-old Little Johnny's wildly thrown Wiffle^® ball, much less a crash at 70 MPH on the Interstate. No car engines fueled by the gaseous waste products that prodigiously belch from Barney Frank's piehole.

Moreover, whatever your workers want, refuse them it if it would mean you not being able to: (1) offer your customers what they want (see last paragraph), or (2) keep your costs comfortably enough below your revenues to ride out inevitable economic downturns or drop-offs in your sales, or (3) any combination of (1) and (2). And don't budge one inch on that refusal.

Now get busy and do it, and leave us already way overburdened taxpayers out of it.

OK. You can stop reading this now.

(Dern it, Mr. Ford CEO. That means you too. I'm tired of seeing your IP skewing my page-reload counts.)

Disgustedly yours,

Labels: tax'n'spend liberals (BIRM), Union of Soviet-style Socialist States of America, Victimhood Inc.

	2:31 PM   0

n offer of gas masks for our money so it'll be protected from the deathly reek of onerous liberal politicians' economic policies communism, recently arrived in my email.

Titled "Obama-Proof" Your Portfolio, this timely message by Ann Coulter via Conservative Book Club begins by revealing a surprising addition to the ranks of From/To Each According To His/Her/Other Abilities/Needs™ Kool-Aid^® drinkers.

"Obama-Proofing" the Ann Coulter Way...

Dear Fellow Conservative,

Do you know which special interest gave more money to the Obama campaign than any other?

If you guessed "trial lawyers" — well, okay, that's too easy. But can you guess which special interest came in second?

Labor unions? Nope. The Green Lobby? Nope. AARP? Wrong, again. NEA? Nyet.

Give up?

Communist Party USA? Domestic Terrorists Union? Association of Hate-Filled Racist Bigot Pastors of the U.S. of KKKA.? Nuclear Weapons Council of Iran? Communist China's Superior Infrastructure Commission?

Paging Doctor Dean, paging Doctor Dean. There's a call for you on line one.

Someone wants to know if "we need to buy back our government from the corporations that have paid Barackomrade Obamarx to run it." Says it's urgent.

What?

No, I will not take a message for you.

Helping finance the elevation of an avowed Marxist to the office of President Former Senator of the United States isn't a sound investment strategy?

Well, it is according to University of Chicago professor Mew N. Bhatt.

Her paper Social Justice Markets: The New Capitalism explains why economies owned and run solely by government eliminate the need for such outdated notions as "competition" and "profit."

See how progressive Wall Street has become?

BiIsIs al-Qlinton just wants to spread the wealth around, too. What difference does it make that his is coming from the family jewels?

(Oh — pun intended, by the way.)

In other words, way overqualified for membership on Former Senator Obama's council of economic advisors.

For the past 28 years, subscribers to his investment newsletter, Forecasts & Strategies, have profited enormously from his uncanny ability to predict major market trends before they happen — often while the Wall Street establishment is pointing investors the other way. For instance:

In the early '80s, Dr. Skousen predicted that "Reaganomics will work" and said "a long decade of profits is coming."

Lucky guess.

It was nothing short of an absolute miracle that cutting business taxes and government red tape would spur the largest peacetime expansion of the nation's economy... ever.

The Soviet Union didn't do any of that and it got along just fine.

Why, its final decade of existence was undoubtedly one of that country's best!

He issued a "sell everything" recommendation just 41 days before the stock market crash of 1987. Then he told investors to get fully invested again several weeks later, just in time for the recovery.

He called the Gulf War of 1990 "a turning point for U.S. stocks." The Dow subsequently began a bull market that didn't end for nearly ten years.

That's what you get when you have a Republican-run Congress.

All that profit and prosperity. Geesh!

What about the Social Justice Market™? Where were its bulls hitting record highs and stuff?

At least the Dow has lost almost half its value since Former Senator Obama took the lead in the polls before being selected. So there's Hope^®.

Spread it or shed it, baby.

Only pocket change we need. Not wads of cash.

He told subscribers in 1995 that the NASDAQ would double, and then double again. That's exactly what it did.

Just weeks before the NASDAQ collapsed in 2000, he warned subscribers that tech stocks were dangerously overvalued.

In 2007, he warned subscribers about the looming financial crisis — and showed them how to protect themselves.

Kind of like an investment community organizer. Albeit a remarkably successful one with many tangible things to actually show for his organizing.

Unlike a certain comrade former senator out of Chicago and his regular brand of it.

No wonder nearly all of them chose "c" to this question on those finals:

27. When stock investors go on a longterm "buying binge," it usually indicates what?

a. bear market

b. bull market

c. beer market

d. all of the above

Only you won't be allowed to do anything yourself anymore.

Former Senator Obamartinet has dictated that it's now the government's job to do it all for to you.

And by "and" he clearly means "Nabs."

Labels: clue-challenged liberals (BIRM), megalomaniacal liberals (BIRM), Obama 'Nation', spread the misery around, tax'n'spend liberals (BIRM), Union of Soviet-style Socialist States of America

	1:23 PM   0