Turn out the lights. The Demoqratiq Party's hopes of winning this election are over.

resident MqQain.

But until it becomes official next January, he'll be known here and likely everywhere else as Juan Shoo-in MqAmnesty III.

As for His BHOliness, selecting serial plagiarist Joe Biden, another hack do-nothing senator in Teh. Worst-Ever. Qongress.™, to be His running mate, shows more than anything else that He was never very serious about running any sort of viable general-election campaign.

Democratic presidential candidate Joseph [Blabbe]R[mouth]. Biden Jr., a U.S. senator from Delaware, was driven from the [1988 presidential] nomination battle after delivering, without attribution, passages from a speech by British Labor party leader Neil Kinnock. A barrage of subsidiary revelations by the press also contributed to Biden's withdrawal: a serious plagiarism incident involving Biden during his law school years; the senator's boastful exaggerations of his academic record at a New Hampshire campaign event; and the discovery of other quotations in Biden's speeches pilfered from past Democratic politicians.

Clean and articulate and bright, my carbon footprint.

The only thing left for the country to do now is start preparing for the coming RINOcalypse MqQlimateChange Qool-Aid^®minstration.

Labels: clue-challenged liberals (BIRM), They Campaign We Decide '08

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