Sen. Obama's right. There are going to be 57 states!

ight after Canada's northern and easternmost provinces, along with every polar bear, succumb to Teh Melted Arctic Ice Cap Calamitastrophe™ in five years ten years fifty years the Impending GorEnd Times^®, its remaining ones are going to have to join Barry's Union of Soviet-style Socialist States of America. See? (If you don't see, then you're a racist.)

Of course, before teh MAICC, we'll need to build a People's Democratic Sea Wall (or Great Sea Wall of Chinada, appropriately shown in red) to save Provinces Nos. 7 through 10 — thenceforth known as Michellitoba, Barackatchewan, Algorerta, and Obamish Husseinia, respectively — as well as Alaska from all the mass drownings.

Also, Provinces Nos. 3, 5, and 6 would be renamed New Changewick, Hopebec, and Wrightario.

Then Mrs. Obama will have seven other reasons to be extremely proud of this country.


Inspired by ScrappleFace (View From 1776).

Labels: clue-challenged liberals (BIRM), g'liberal warming, humor

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