Probably performing unspeakable experiments on his person right now.eanwhile his replacement Dubyalgänger is occupying our nation's highest office, from which it's lavishly rewarding lawbreaking invaders of our country, cruely punishing our country's invited and law-abiding guests, negotiating with terrorists' sponsors, and falsely accusing true conservatives who openly love their country and want only to defend her security and sovereignty, of being ignorant and insular inhumane anti-immigrant defeatists or cowardly rhetoric-spewing demagogues who "don't want to do what's right for America."
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| Proof of alien interference with the normal development of our culture. Note the coat of arms on "President Bush's" jacket — a dead giveaway. It's really an impostor of the person Americans elected to beat back such invasion. |
By all this and more, it's overtly giving aid and comfort to America's
deadly doMSMestic enemies.
My theory is that the thing now oozing slime all over our Oval Office furniture is a cyborg clone created by the aliens after unionizing undifferentiated cells from Edrowned Maryjo al-Qennedy's largest anal polyp with those from the anterior sucker of a haemophagic leech swimming in the Rio Grande. It's powered by windmills; which is another reason that the cell donor (Chappy Teddy) finds it so easy to work with.
All in all it's an extremely poor replica of the original preserver and protector of our land we have long appreciated and now sorely miss.
So to our real president being held by aliens, I want to say I admire your courage, I can only imagine what you're going through, and I want you to know we're doing everything in our power to rescue you:
Slowly but surely we're going to, the Lord willing, bring you back home safe and sound.
Labels: government over beyond and forsaking the people, undocumented lawbreakers
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