Answer the Are You A Traitor? quiz and find out what your Ethics Quotient is:


ou witness a thug beating up a little old lady in the street. You—

(a)	Try to stop the thug yourself or otherwise step in to assist the old lady.
(b)	Call 911, report the crime, and turn the thug in to police.
(c)	Do nothing at all but claim later that you didn't have enough information or you were late for your job at the Slimes.
(d)	Hold the little old lady down for the thug.

You find out that one of your friends is planning to rob a bank. You—

(a)	Try to talk your friend out of it or, if that fails, tip off the bank.
(b)	Call 911, report the crime, and turn your friend in to police.
(c)	Do nothing at all but claim later that the bank had messed up your account statement once and therefore deserved to be robbed.
(d)	Load bullets in the gun that your friend's going to be using for the robbery.

You are approached by a shady character offering to sell or give you national-security secrets that, if made public, could be useful to our country's mass-murdering enemy. You—

(a)	Remind the shady character that what he's doing is illegal and refuse to accept the information.
(b)	Call 911, report the crime, and turn the shady character in to police.
(c)	Do nothing at all but claim later that at least you hadn't directed the shady character to the office of Abill Musab al-zarQeller at the Slimes.
(d)	Use your printing press to make those secrets public for the shady character.

Give yourself 1 point for every "b" answer, 2 points for every "c" answer, and 3 points for every "d" answer. If your total score is 3 or less, you're a great American.

If your total score is 9, it's amazing you were able pull yourself away from your "job" as executive editor of the Screwing-Us Slimes long enough to answer this quiz. Do the terrorists know you're wasting time that otherwise could've been spent better servicing their "public interests"?

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