Of the twenty-three Senate Reliberals who got thirty pieces of Mexican silver for selling out our sovereignty, only five are facing reelection.


one of those five traitors to "their" country, except one, have to worry about being replaced by an actual Republican in any primary election before November:

Incumbentraitor	State	Primary	Prospect for public political hanging in 2006?
Luz "Sleepy" Chafee	Rhode Island	September 12	Good. Opponent is Steve Laffey, Mayor of Cranston.
Guillermo Frist	Tennessee	August 3	Zero for now (escaped / on the lamb). Will be replaced by Van Hilleary, Tate Harrison, Bob Corker, or Ed Bryant.
Olimpio "Happy" Snowe	Maine	June 13	Zeroe.
Ricardo "Time's Wise Man" Lugar	Indiana	May 2	Absolute Zero.
Miguel "Bashful" DeWine	Ohio	May 2	Zero.

So after stringing up the career of Señor Chafee, that leaves us with the solemn task of getting these ten's political necks ready for the noose in 2008:

Incumbentraitor	State
Normando Coleman	Minnesota
Susana "Sneezy" Collins	Maine
Lorenzo Craig	Idaho
Pedro Domenici	New Mexico
Lindzoro "Dopey" Graham	South Carolina
Carlos Hagel	Nebraska
Miquel McConnell	Kentucky
Gordonez Smith	Oregon
Teodor Stevens	Alaska
Juan "Grumpy" Warner	Virginia

Their squirming for two years on political death row for giving aid and comfort to our nation's invaders and occupiers will hopefully deter a sufficient number of the remaining dozen from committing any further acts of treason.

	12:56 AM

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