Achieving total deportation by declaring open season on illegal invaders.


ccording to the National Association of Bail Enforcement Agents, bounty hunters successfully capture nearly 90 percent of all bail jumpers. These jumpers are people who usually avoid venturing out to find or show up at a job because that would increase their chance of being captured. Illegal, unvaccinated workers are, by definition, always venturing out to Take Jobs No American Will Take™, so the ability of bounty hunters to find and capture a border jumper is even greater. By any measure it would far exceed the U.S. Border Patrol's 10 to 25 percent capture rate.

At, say, $5000 a head, the prospect of hauling in an illegal Mexican Reconquistador® or an other-than-Mexican absconder who's failed to appear for his immigration hearing, would be a profitable one for any bounty hunter. Theoretically, if all 12 million current invaders were hauled in, total payments to bounty hunters would equal $60 billion. In reality, once these captures commence many of the invaders likely will start hightailing it back across the border rather than try to continue occupying a county where they have a very real price on their heads. We may even see the flow rates of U.S. to Mexico crossings surpass and eventually render negligible any remaining ones in the opposite direction.

In contrast to the illegal occupiers' "remittances" of dollars to Mexico and other countries, the money that bounty hunters earn and spend would actually help the economy and increase tax revenues for states most afflicted by the invasion crisis. Finally, any registration or licensing requirements for illegal-immigrant bounty hunting could be the same ones prescribed by the several states for bail enforcement actions. In other words, every bail enforcement agent in our country is automatically qualified to be an illegal-immigrant bounty hunter.

So let the captures begin. It will stimulate private enterprise, reduce and even reverse the flow of invaders, increase sales and income tax revenues, and all but totally remove every illegal occupier of our country.

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