Cavedwellers in western Pakistan grow annoyed


other of slain jihadist Mohamed Atta vowed today to continue her already week-long vigil in front of Osama Swine Laden's cave until he agrees to meet with her. "I won't leave until he comes out and sits down with me to discuss this unjust war which he started," Najla Atta told a small bevy of reporters who had been secretly transported — blindfolded — by mule train to the terrorist insurgent militant softpurplefluffybunnyrabbit leader's hideout. "Why is he afraid to talk to me? My son bought into all his talk about holy war and jihad, so Bin [Swine] Laden is to blame for my son's death," she said.

Dwellers in nearby caves of this otherwise quiet mountain community complained that the make-shift camp set up by antiwar protesters, only a hundred yards from the entrance to Mr. Swine Laden's cave, is creating a nuisance. "She and her friends come here, unaccompanied by any male relatives, and do nothing but make noise and litter the ground with their signs. Several of my most favorite goats have been scared away by them," said Karif Mukhter, who owns the cave next door to Mr. Swine Laden's.

In an exclusive interview with CNN reporter Robert Pelton, Ms. Atta claimed that the war was started by Mr. Swine Laden "for very selfish reasons." She said that she never even heard of New York City or its twin towers before her son hijacked a civilian jetliner and crashed it into the 96th floor of one of them, killing all 81 persons aboard and nearly 3,000 on the ground. "Why did my son have to die? So Sheik Bin [Swine] Laden could make himself appear to be some big leader? It's an atrocity, I say. And I say he ought to be impeached for it," she said.

Mr. Swine Laden could not be reached for comment. A spokesman for the cavedwelling terrorist softpurplefluffybunnyrabbit released a statement today saying that Mr. Swine Laden would issue a fatwa soon calling for the immediate stoning of any female protester who comes within "a thousand goat-lengths (of) any jihadist leader's cave."


Mickey MoorOn.org contributed to this story.

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