Your colleagues will covet the incomparable fashion statement you'll be making each time you wear any one of the high quality items from this new line. They'll lie, cheat, steal and even kill to get their hands on those accessories. Hear them shout "G**d***!" after they see you sporting that special pair of 5+5 Shoes™. They'll work a month of Sundays just to make enough to buy a Tablet-Backed® jacket, just like the one they'll get a full view of whenever you approach the bench. Every legal beagle will bow down to the unbelievable designers who've created for them such a worshipful line of unique clothing, the perfect style now for both court and office.

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	5:27 PM   0

"Eeew, but States' Rights™ should always prevail over our individual ones," so goes the new-found liberal mantra. Typical socialistic thinking feeling.

Is it any wonder liberals aren't trusted anymore by the majority of our country's citizenry? By their dangerous acts and decisions, each envisioned to undermine our most basic human liberties as well as our security, liberals have all but finished that process of transforming themselves into complete, political pariahs. They are extremists, so far out of the mainstream they have no clue how much we reject—utterly—the statist hellholes into which they demand our entire nation progress.

	5:24 AM   0

Thank you all for coming. Thank you for the warm reception. Thank you all. Thanks for coming. It's nice to have dinner with a group of friends. I appreciate you all coming here. This is a very important dinner because, through your generosity, we're going to keep control of the Senate and the House, and America will be better off for it.

I want to thank Senator Lamar Alexander for his leadership on this incredibly successful dinner. I appreciate Speaker Denny Hastert. He is one fine man. He's a great Speaker of the House. And through your generosity, he's going to stay Speaker of the House. I want to thank the Majority Leader of the United States Senate, Bill Frist. He, too, is a great leader, and I appreciate calling him friend. I want to thank Senator Elizabeth Dole, who is the NRSC Chairman; Congressman Tom Reynolds, the NRCC Chairman. Those are initials for, like, let's raise money and get the Senate in Republican—keep the Senate in Republican hands and House in Republican hands. Thank you for supporting these causes.

I'm proud to be the head of a party that has a positive and hopeful and optimistic vision for every single person who lives in this country. And I'm proud to be a head of a party that is driving the debate on all the key domestic and foreign policy issues. Because of our achievements, the American people see us as the party of reform and optimism and results—the party that is moving this nation forward.

All of us in Washington have a duty to the people who sent us here. Political parties can take one of two approaches. One approach is to lead, to focus on the people's business, to take on the tough problems. And that is exactly what our party is doing.

The other approach is to simply do nothing—to delay solutions, obstruct progress, refuse to take responsibility. Members of the other party have worked with us to achieve important reforms on some issues. Yet, too often, their leadership prefers to block the ideas of others. We hear "no" to making tax relief permanent. We hear "no" to Social Security reform. We hear "no" to confirming federal judges. We hear "no" to a highly qualified U.N. ambassador. We hear "no" to medical liability reform. On issue after issue, they stand for nothing except obstruction, and this is not leadership. It is the philosophy of the stop sign, the agenda of the roadblock, and our country and our children deserve better.

Political parties that choose the path of obstruction will not gain the trust of the American people. If leaders of the other party have innovative ideas, let's hear them. But if they have no ideas or policies except obstruction, they should step aside and let others lead.

We're a party of getting things done. Because we acted to pass the largest tax relief in a generation, our economy is growing again. We've created more than 3.5 million new jobs during the last two years. More Americans are working today than ever before in our nation's history.

The American people have entrusted us with the leadership of this great country at an historic moment. We've set big goals, and they're not always easy to achieve. Otherwise they'd have been done already. But we're going to continue to be the party that sets the big goals, the party that's idealistic, the party of reform. We'll continue to lead, no matter how tough the challenge might be. You see, the American people have given us their trust. But the good news for the American people is, in our policies we trust them. We trust their values; we trust their judgment; we trust them with their own money. So long as we stay true to our values and our ideas, we will do what Americans have always done. We will build a better world for our children and our grandchildren.

It is such an honor to be the President of such a great nation. Thank you for coming tonight. May God bless your families, and may God continue to bless our country. Thank you all.

—Honorable George Walker Bush
President of the United States of America
June 2005 President's Dinner for Republican Senate candidates

	1:03 AM   0

"You would most certainly believe this [i.e., what The Brave Defenders of Our Freedoms are doing to prevent terrorists from attacking Springfield, Illinois, among other American cities] must have been done by Nazis, Soviets in their gulags, or some mad regime—Pol Pot or others—that had no concern for human beings"

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	4:23 PM   0

Had Hitler that level of support from the press here during the Thirties and Forties, our present freedoms would consist solely of choosing whether to salute the swastika or bake in an oven.

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