Recently leaked by the head of the Massachusetts National Guard (Hat tips: Michael Friedman, Steven Hayward and StrangeCosmos.com)—
2004 Democratic National Convention Schedule
6:00 p.m. — 6:15 p.m.
Opening Flag Burning Ceremony
6:20 p.m. – 6:21 p.m.
Opening Secular Prayers
officiated by Rev. Jesse Jackson
and Rev. Al Sharpton
6:30 p.m. – 6:50 p.m.
Anti-War Concert
performed by Barbra Streisand
6:55 p.m. – 6:59 p.m.
Toast
proposed by Ted Kennedy
7:00 p.m. – 7:05 p.m.
Tribute Theme
to France
7:10 p.m. – 7:20 p.m.
Collection of Offerings
for al-Zawahri Defense Fund
7:25 p.m. – 7:30 p.m.
Tribute Theme
to Germany
7:45 p.m. – 8:20 p.m.
Anti-War Rally
moderated by Michael Moore
8:25 p.m. – 8:29 p.m.
Toast
proposed by Ted Kennedy
8:30 p.m. – 8:55 p.m.
Terrorist Appeasement Workshop
open to all Dhimmicrats
9:00 p.m. – 9:30 p.m.
Gay Marriage Ceremony
both male and female couples
9:30 p.m. – 10:00 p.m.
(Intermission)
10:00 p.m. – 10:05 p.m.
Posting the Iraqi Colors
carried by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins
10:10 p.m. – 10:15 p.m.
Re-Enactment of Qerry's Fake Medal Toss
lead by Micah Wright and Ted Rall
10:20 p.m. – 10:29 p.m.
’Yeeearrrrrrrg!’
cameo by Howard Dean
10:30 p.m. – 10:35 p.m.
Abortion Demonstration
conducted by N.A.R.A.L.
10:40 p.m. – 10:49 p.m.
Toast
proposed by Ted Kennedy
10:50 p.m. – 10:55 p.m.
Pledge of Allegiance to the United Nations
lead by Jim McDermott
11:00 p.m. – 11:10 p.m.
Multiple Gay Marriage Cermony
threesomes, mixed and same sex
11:15 p.m. – 11:25 p.m.
Maximizing Welfare Workshop
facilitated by Nancy Pelosi
11:30 p.m. – 11:55 p.m.
’Free Saddam’ Pep Rally
moderated by Scott Ritter
11:59 p.m. – 12:00 a.m.
Toast
proposed by Ted Kennedy
12:00 a.m.
Nomination of Democratic Candidate
chaired first by Robert Torricelli
then by Frank Lautenberg
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